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Generic Name for Viagra

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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. Examples, the trade name of Tylenol has a generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil, is also called amoxicillin, and Motrin is also called ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration by teams of government experts, it recently announced it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink; it gives new meaning to the names of “cocktails,” “highballs” and just a good old fashioned “stiff drink.” Pepsi will market the concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There’s more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there will be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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Written by Glen Pridgen

March 17, 2008 at 8:00 pm

Posted in Fun Stuff

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